Muddled Magazine - Issue #4

(NOTE: No, you did not miss Issue #3. At the time, GenAI had just blown up and we thought it was funny to make computers write our magazine for us. And to be fair, at the time, it was pretty funny. But with AI models destroying the environment, stealing art, and just being awful at what it does, we've decided to never republish it again. Someone direct us to the nearest bonfire for our printed back issues)

• Declare your independence
• Look after your favourite American

and

• Yearn for a time that was somehow simpler because these once-a-generation disasters will just keep happening

in Issue #4 of Muddled Magazine